Witch gang
movie: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
«From J.K. Rowling’s wizarding world»
Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf
instead, he fucking stays
where he belongsand, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.
So, the students take matters into their own hands.
“You’re the best teacher EVER” is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.
by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.
(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.
Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)
Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew
Ron: ………
Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
(via herecomesthestrangegirl)
Book help!
Does anyone know the title of that book that Tumblr was loving a while back…?It’s young adult fantasy with strange sounding names and even stranger analogies… the post that was floating around was about one such analogy but I can’t remember any details for the live of me.
???
‘… my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal … my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them … he was younger than me, and a much better son, as I was constantly reminded.’
dracosferret